Cucumbers Are Better Than Men Because... (1992)
• September 10th, 1992 • 0h 10min
Animation
Overview
Cucumbers stay hard for a week and cucumbers don't have sex hang ups and won't make you wear kinky clothes and cucumbers never suffer from anxiety and don't need a round of applause and cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat and don't leave whisker burns. This 10 minute cartoon has all the reasons that cucumbers will definitely improve your life.
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