Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008)
• November 20th, 2008 • 1h 26min
Comedy
Overview
The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!
Make sure to check your pop-up blocker!!
Trailer
Similar Movies
Groundhog Day
Released on: 1993-02-11
Romance, Fantasy, Comedy
A narcissistic TV weatherman, along with his attractive-but-distant producer, and his mawkish camera...
Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
Released on: 1953-02-25
Comedy
Monsieur Hulot, Jacques Tati’s endearing clown, takes a holiday at a seaside resort, where his prese...
A Christmas Story
Released on: 1983-11-18
Comedy, Family
The comic mishaps and adventures of a young boy named Ralph, trying to convince his parents, teacher...
Love Actually
Released on: 2003-09-07
Comedy, Romance, Drama
Eight very different couples deal with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all se...
Home Alone
Released on: 1990-11-16
Comedy, Family
Eight-year-old Kevin McCallister makes the most of the situation after his family unwittingly leaves...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Released on: 1992-11-15
Comedy, Family, Adventure
Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel ...
4N1K
Released on: 2017-05-12
Romance, Comedy
A teen tomboy has to choose between her best friends and the new boy in her life, but what happens w...
Red One
Released on: 2024-10-31
Action, Comedy, Fantasy
After Santa Claus (codename: Red One) is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up w...
Moone Moonu Varthai
Released on: 2015-06-26
Comedy, Romance
Arjun and Karna, two happy-go-lucky friends who have resigned from their jobs, start a bad news deli...
Meet Me in St. Louis
Released on: 1944-11-28
Comedy, Drama, Romance, Family
A year in the life of a turn-of-the-century middle class family, leading up to the opening of the 19...
Gremlins
Released on: 1984-06-08
Fantasy, Horror, Comedy
After receiving an exotic small animal as a Christmas gift, a young man inadvertently breaks three i...
Europa canta
Released on: 1966-07-09
Comedy, Western, Music
Little Europe, a town in the American West, is chosen as the site for a European Music Festival to b...
The Santa Clause 2
Released on: 2002-09-29
Fantasy, Comedy, Family
Better watch out! The big guy in red is coming to town once again. This time, Scott Calvin -- also k...
The Family Stone
Released on: 2005-12-15
Comedy, Drama, Romance
An uptight, conservative businesswoman accompanies her boyfriend to his eccentric and outgoing famil...
Fred Claus
Released on: 2007-11-09
Action, Comedy, Drama
Fred Claus and Santa Claus have been estranged brothers for many years. Now Fred must reconcile his ...
Mad Cow
Released on: 2010-05-17
Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
A crazed scientist creates a half-man, half-cow creature which goes on the rampage at an African gam...
Home for the Holidays
Released on: 1995-11-02
Comedy, Drama, Romance
After losing her job, making out with her soon-to-be former boss, and finding out that her daughter ...
And Now for Something Completely Different
Released on: 1971-09-28
Comedy
A collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus skits from the first two seasons of their British TV se...