The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

September 22nd, 20050h 10min

Action, Comedy
70%

Overview

Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.


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