The VelociPastor (2018)
• September 28th, 2018 • 1h 15min
Action, Horror, Comedy
Overview
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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