The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor (2018)

September 28th, 20181h 15min

Action, Horror, Comedy
52%

Overview

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.


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