Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

A (rather shady?) private detective specializing in recovering highly insured items gets involved in...

Karen McCoy is released from prison with nothing but the clothes on her back. Before being incarcera...

A married self-employed carpenter on the verge of ruin raids the bank that did not extend his credit...

Freddy dreams of becoming a soccer star, but he doesn’t have the age or the talent. But when the bes...

Jenny is hit in the head by a soccer ball. When she comes to, the clock has turned back exactly 32 y...
Lee, a soccer player who descends into depression when he goes blind, is encouraged to take up the g...

Arthur Simon Simpson is a small-time crook biding his time in Greece. One of his potential victims t...

A veteran bank robber and his sidekicks plan a heist that goes awry.

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In Seattle, detective Quentin Conners is unfairly suspended and his partner Jason York leaves the po...

Frédérique has obtained a firm commitment for the financing of her film on excision. At the last mom...

A group of undocumented Mexican immigrants work long hours six days a week, and then savor their day...

An aging soccer player has a part-time girlfriend, a young fan, and doubts about throwing a game.

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Achim, a risk-taking young shipowner, and Willi, an inventive bon vivant, collide in the Swiss Alps....

A manufacturer of furniture sees his business go down and decides to rob banks to pay his staff. Het...

Mike Sullivan works as a hit man for crime boss John Rooney. Sullivan views Rooney as a father figur...

Simon Henderson is at boarding school in Canada while his father works in Hong Kong, and his mother ...

A woman must steal a statue from a Paris museum to help conceal her father's art forgeries.