The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)
• October 27th, 2004 • 1h 30min
Horror, Comedy
Overview
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
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