Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

A revenge-seeking gold digger marries a womanizing Beverly Hills lawyer with the intention of making...

When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his s...

Is there love after death? After he dies suddenly, the hapless advertising executive Daniel Miller f...

A rather regular state official, who works at the building authority, becomes a puppet of a few supe...

A "rockumentary", covering the rise to fame of MC Gusto, Stab Master Arson, and Dead Mike: members o...

Originally thought of as the oldest surviving Greek feature film, before it was discovered that it w...

A group of con artists stake their claim on a bogus uranium mine.

Mexico's response to the French film Emilia Pérez. The real life of French people in a musical made ...

Do you prefer to wax on or wax off? Preacher won't let you dance? Well then, put Baby in the corner ...

A female recording artist encounters the misogyny and outdated business practices of male record lab...

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilte...

World-famous detective Benoit Blanc heads to Greece to peel back the layers of a mystery surrounding...

A young but bright former window cleaner rises to the top of his company by following the advice of ...

A rich businessman makes a bet he can survive on the streets of a rough Los Angeles neighborhood for...

World famous pop group the Spice Girls zip around London in their luxurious double decker tour bus h...

Hitler no longer believes in himself, and can barely see himself as an equal to even his sheep dog. ...

Tracy Flick is running unopposed for this year’s high school student election. But Jim McAllister ha...