Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
In a country where women are in charge, a man goes to unusual lengths to make his dream of marrying ...
Bounced from her job, Erin Grant needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of ...
Jati works out day and night to be like his idol, Joni Krakatau, a legend who stands atop the peak o...
Tracy Flick is running unopposed for this year’s high school student election. But Jim McAllister ha...
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumblin...
A woman tries to determine if her rape was legitimate or not.
Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev travels to America to make a documentary. As he zigzags across the ...
Shaun lives a supremely uneventful life, which revolves around his girlfriend, his mother, and, abov...
King Arthur, accompanied by his squire, recruits his Knights of the Round Table, including Sir Bedev...
Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white worl...
Set in Bratislava in the 1930s, about a clerk at a humanitarian foundation who is unjustly accused o...
Toby Dammit's reckless betting meets an immovable wall.
Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 year...
Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuc...
A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu film...
On a bet, a gridiron hero at John Hughes High School sets out to turn a bespectacled plain Jane into...
In the days after the attack on Pearl Harbor, panic grips California, where a military officer leads...
When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his s...
Is there love after death? After he dies suddenly, the hapless advertising executive Daniel Miller f...
Hungry mosquitos, in search of a meal, find that fruit, flowers and other such fare doesn't satisfy....