Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, Nick Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend...
The foehn researcher paints watercolors in which he documents the state of the world and records his...

In the days after the attack on Pearl Harbor, panic grips California, where a military officer leads...

A woman is drying her hair after a shower; when she looks up, she finds two men in her apartment, wa...

Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 year...

Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuc...

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu film...

After receiving a letter calling for a secret conspiracy meeting, a woman is mistaken for a controve...

Originally thought of as the oldest surviving Greek feature film, before it was discovered that it w...

Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho ...

In a small Minnesota town, the annual beauty pageant is being covered by a TV crew. Former winner Gl...

The film mainly consists of various, often grotesque episodes. There is also a frame story from whic...

When Baldvin and Inga's next door neighbours complain that a tree in their backyard casts a shadow o...

A prequel to the critically acclaimed series featuring Jerri Blank, a 46 year old ex-junkie, ex-con ...

Unemployed cartoonist Gord Brody moves back in with his parents Jim and Julie and younger brother Fr...

Mary is a good Christian girl who goes to a good Christian high school where she has good Christian ...

7 comedians rage on big issues: demonetisation, uniform civil code, godmen, global warming and cynic...

Asterix and Obelix depart on an adventure to complete twelve impossible tasks to prove to Caesar tha...

Two planets on a collision course with Earth are discovered to be populated by teenage cave-women an...