Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

The next great psycho horror slasher has given a documentary crew exclusive access to his life as he...

Aspiring filmmakers Mel Funn, Marty Eggs and Dom Bell go to a financially troubled studio with an id...

Now a famous talk show host, Martin Mull takes his crew and cameras to Hawkins Falls, Ohio with the ...

On a bet, a gridiron hero at John Hughes High School sets out to turn a bespectacled plain Jane into...

In the days after the attack on Pearl Harbor, panic grips California, where a military officer leads...

Johanne Sacreblu discovers that she is the chosen one of an old prophecy and her mission is to go in...

A filmmaker facing an existential crisis goes on a vacation to a Mexican gay nudist beach, where he ...

In 1973, martial arts great Bruce Lee died, his final film, Game of Death, left unfinished. With the...

A stern Russian woman sent to Paris on official business finds herself attracted to a man who repres...

Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white worl...

Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making the...

A satirical anthology film transforms popular humorous and sarcastic stage songs into standalone vig...

Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 year...

Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuc...

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu film...

Sylvia Stickles runs a convenience store with her husband and mother-in-law. One day, Sylvia is hit ...