Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

The star of a team of teenage crime fighters falls for the alluring villainess she must bring to jus...

Director Maurizio Nichetti is invited on TV to introduce a screening of his neo-realist classic 'The...

A commercial-free variety special starring Seth MacFarlane and his "Family Guy" co-star Alex Borstei...

A happy couple celebrates their six-month anniversary, wrapped in the illusion of a perfect love. Bu...

A racist insurance agent lives in a typical suburban neighborhood, but his bigoted world of taunting...

Low-level bureaucrat Sam Lowry escapes the monotony of his day-to-day life through a recurring daydr...

A stern Russian woman sent to Paris on official business finds herself attracted to a man who repres...

Two astronomers go on a media tour to warn humankind of a planet-killing comet hurtling toward Earth...

When a childless couple--an ex-con and an ex-cop--decide to help themselves to one of another family...

A neo-nazi sentenced to community service at a church clashes with the blindly devotional priest.

A depressed white-collar worker tries hypnotherapy, only to find himself in a perpetual state of dev...

The Power is changing lives. You will consume The Power. Media messiahs will righteously annihilate ...

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a re...

Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev travels to America to make a documentary. As he zigzags across the ...

Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making the...

The time has come for CREAM - the latest product that will fix your life. This is the story of Dr. B...

After the insane General Jack D. Ripper initiates a nuclear strike on the Soviet Union, a war room f...