Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Two planets on a collision course with Earth are discovered to be populated by teenage cave-women an...

The British governor of a tiny island nation in the Caribbean Commonwealth finds his idyllic existen...

Diego is a gay but closeted Hispanic chef living in East Los Angeles who works in the restaurant ope...

In 19th century Mexico, legendary swordsman Zorro has passed on his weapon and his sense of duty to ...

Josie, Melody and Val are three small-town girl musicians determined to take their rock band out of ...

Flamboyantly gay Austrian television reporter Bruno stirs up trouble with unsuspecting guests and la...

From an ominous Lecturer, a small 1930s middle American community learns of the Harper Affair, in wh...

Arms dealers from several companies vie to sell the most expensive and highest tech weapons to a Sou...

A young man named Jürgen joins the military. As much as he tries to make a heroic career as a soldie...

Guy is a young film executive who's willing to do whatever it takes to make it in Hollywood. He begi...

Alejandro is an aspiring toy designer from El Salvador, struggling to bring his unusual ideas to lif...

Steve liked Celia from the moment they met. But following a clash with her boss, Raelene Beagle-Thor...

Unlikely Lothario, the less-than-dashing crossed-eyed Ben Turpin, finds himself pursued by many beau...

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copi...

After England's football (soccer) manager has a heart attack, Mike Bassett is hired as the new manag...

Everybody has problems these days, and Cheech and Chong are no exceptions. They're hired by Slyman a...

Defiant 18-year-old Adela León pushes her father and an unbending headmistress to the limit in this ...

Four runaway cons take shelter in a bungalow owned by an old blind couple.