Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

King Arthur, accompanied by his squire, recruits his Knights of the Round Table, including Sir Bedev...

The star of a team of teenage crime fighters falls for the alluring villainess she must bring to jus...

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a re...

Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making the...

It tells the story of Ramadhan and Monita, two people with opposite personalities who become entangl...

In the days after the attack on Pearl Harbor, panic grips California, where a military officer leads...

A revenge-seeking gold digger marries a womanizing Beverly Hills lawyer with the intention of making...

Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 year...

Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuc...

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu film...

Two planets on a collision course with Earth are discovered to be populated by teenage cave-women an...

A paranoid young man launches a bizarre crime spree against the citizens of Toronto.

Told via Seussian poem, the short film exhibits the bravery of a person who has faced the ultimate a...

Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Gr...

Bounced from her job, Erin Grant needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of ...

Tracy Flick is running unopposed for this year’s high school student election. But Jim McAllister ha...

A WWII military pilot makes a valiant effort to be certified insane in order to be excused from flyi...

Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. B...

An irreverent group of teens - Thirty, Whoopie, Headguy, Pinky, Stinky, Jumbo, Giggles, and James - ...

Creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, Nick Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend...