Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

After England's football (soccer) manager has a heart attack, Mike Bassett is hired as the new manag...

Everybody has problems these days, and Cheech and Chong are no exceptions. They're hired by Slyman a...

Defiant 18-year-old Adela León pushes her father and an unbending headmistress to the limit in this ...

A young but bright former window cleaner rises to the top of his company by following the advice of ...

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilte...

A group of con artists stake their claim on a bogus uranium mine.

Imagine what it would be like if black settlers arrived to settle a continent inhabited by white nat...

Radio personalities Larry Abbot and Vickie Pearle are stars of a mystery show. Since they announced ...

The second entry in the CKY series of skateboarding programs and extreme stunts: it includes a very ...

The third entry in the CKY series of extreme stunts and skateboarding programs. Directed by and feat...

Fourth and final entry in the CKY series, directed by Bam Margera, featuring the CKY crew and the Ma...

Sir Guy Grand, the richest man in the world, adopts a homeless man, Youngman. Together, they set out...
This satirical micro-comedy condemns the petty bourgeois mentality, especially bragging. The ridicul...

Nothing stirs up the competitive spirit in haggard Hollywood has-been Evie Harris like having to sha...

Four runaway cons take shelter in a bungalow owned by an old blind couple.

In 19th century Mexico, legendary swordsman Zorro has passed on his weapon and his sense of duty to ...

Josie, Melody and Val are three small-town girl musicians determined to take their rock band out of ...

Arms dealers from several companies vie to sell the most expensive and highest tech weapons to a Sou...