Smith & Smith, publishers, in a letter, notify Professor Bernard that they will accept his latest story if he will alter the enclosed paragraph: "Marry me and I will do away with my wife as I did her father." The absent-minded professor leaves this paragraph on his study table while he goes to the store to secure some cloth for his wife. The Professor, however, is very absent-minded, and forgets his mission when he meets a group of firemen who induce him to play a game of checkers. In the meantime, Ellen, the cook, is having her troubles with the butcher boy, who brings liver instead of chops, as ordered.

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Princess Cecelie of Capra, a small Alpine nation, visits the U.S. with her mother, Queen Charlotte, ...

“This hilarious bit of foolishness has for its theme the gradual rise of a hard-working plumber and ...

A man tries to burgle his own safe on the same night that a professional criminal attempts it.

One of the two earliest horror films ever made. This film is presumed lost. In this black comedy sce...

Joe and Eve are engaged, but Joe cannot help contrasting the drabness of her attire with the dressy ...

A lost film. Teddy Drake is a pleasure-seeking aristocrat who ends up expelled from his exclusive Fi...

A woman takes the place of a wife who had died seven years earlier.
A princess avoids a forced marriage by changing places with her double.

The spirit of Uranus comes down to Earth to perform a good deed.
Cigar counter girl Tessie tips off her mechanic boyfriend that a wealthy women is going to buy a car...

Charles, Joseph and Sir Benjamin are in love with Maria and Lady Sneerwell is in love with Charles.
Amy Lindel, a church choir singer, goes to the city to pursue a singing career, but finds herself on...
Otie Otis forgets his own marriage and then stumbles through the honeymoon, constantly forgetting on...

Attracted by his wealth, avaricious Germaine marries D'Artois, then leaves him for a more sophistica...

Abby Hopkins, the eldest of a small-town newspaper-owner's five daughters, is urged by her family to...

Jones is a traveling salesman -- or drummer, as they were known in those days -- who peddles Bibles ...

Samson Brown is a lazy and shiftless husband who lets his wife, Hannah, support the family. He is co...